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jez — Sat, 12 May 2007 16:14:06 +0000

Season Two (continued from American Dad Season one). American Dad is still about Stan Smith, his job at the CIA and his family including Klaus,the German fish and Roger the Alien. I put together a list of all episodes with links where you can watch American Dad for free, as well as short summaries and screenshots. Enjoy!

01 Camp Refoogee
Stan’s plans are nearly upended when the camp he tricks Steve into going to is really a refugee camp in Africa. Back home, Roger and Francine take up role-playing, to disastrous results.

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02 The American Dad After School Special
When Steve announces that he finally has a girlfriend, Stan could not be a prouder father. But when Stan realizes that she is not the petite cheerleader he was expecting, his obsession with physical appearance spirals out of control and he develops anorexia. Steve comes to recognize that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father’s problems and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father’s life.

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03 Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option
Stan, the CIA’s best interrogator, loses his confidence and his job when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. To get even, Stan comes up with an elaborate scam that temporarily costs his family their integrity. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

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04 Lincoln Lover
Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.

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05 Dungeons and Wagons
After Francine tells Stan shes looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the drivers seat and becomes involved in drag racing. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steves world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

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06 Iced, Iced Babies
When Steve’s new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan.

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07 Of Ice and Men
When Francine discovers Stan’s secret, a passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner. Meanwhile, Steve’s classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.

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08 Irregarding Steve
When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn’t as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn’t take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates Midnight Cowboy-esque prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated but console themselves with Steve’s college fund.

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09 The Best Christmas Story Never
When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan’s holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

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10 Bush Comes to Dinner
When Stan enters a writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan’s excitement. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Haley revels in his fall from glory.

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11 American Dream Factory
Stan turns entrepreneur and opens a teddy-bear factory staffed by illegal aliens. Of course, Hayley is appalled and takes action.

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12 The Abusive Terrestrial
When Roger is rejected by Steve, he heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorrys. Steve and Haley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

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13 Black Mystery Month
While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy thats been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he’s mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

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14 An Apocalypse to Remember
When Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks its real, he moves the family to the mountains to survive the perceived apocalypse. Even after he realizes his error, he’s enjoying the attention from the family so much that he doesn’t tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

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15 Four Little Words
Stan sets Bullock up with a friend of Francines but, dreading to hear Francine tell him I told you so, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure the date goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman and Stan covers it up and then frames Francine so that she’ll stop asking questions.

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16 When a Stan Loves a Woman
When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the romance, Francine insists on a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink and finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his habit.

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17 I Can’t Stan You
Stan and Francine eavesdrop hear what the neighbors truly think of them. Horrified, they do the best they can to change their ways. Meanwhile Roger convinces Steve to join him in scamming store owners out of money.

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18 The Magnificent Steven
When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve a man. Meanwhile, Roger starts a cat fight between Francine and Haley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.

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19 Joint Custody
When Roger finds out that Haley’s boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed, Roger is left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine’s car and is cursed with a gift.

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Watch American Dad online (full episodes and summaries)

jez — Fri, 04 May 2007 13:50:13 +0000

This post is dedicated to all the American Dad fans out there. If you want to watch American Dad online, then look no further as this post put all the sources together and keeps the American Dad episodes updated. American Dad is similar to Family Guy,since it was created by the same person. The cartoon American Dad is about Stan Smith, his job at the CIA and his family including Klaus,the German fish and Roger the Alien. I am always laughing my ass off when watching it: I bought the full DVD kit in a duty free shop when traveling to England. Enough chatter, enjoy the American Dad online videos:

Season 1:

01 American Dad (Pilot)

Steve is upset about his lack of popularity, and notices that girls seem attracted to guys with dogs, so he convinces Stan to get one.
Roger does Hayley’s homework, but when he flakes the dog is used as an excuse for late homework.

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02 Threat Levels

Stan accidentally brings home a deadly virus causing the CIA to put the entire family on quarantine.

The virus scare causes many neighbors to put their houses for sale which results in Francine wanted to be part of the real estate business. Hayley uses one of the houses in her mother’s portfolio to set up a shelter for the homeless.

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03 Stan Knows Best

Hayley dyes her hair green at a Green Party rally, so Stan shaves her head while she is asleep. Out to celebrate a colleague’s first assassination, Stan and his friends go to Hayley’s club, where he is appalled to see her dancing topless on stage. Meanwhile, Steve and hisfriends ponder about what they’ll do in the upcoming school dance.

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04 Francine’s Flashback

While midnight fishing with his friends, Stan eventually mentions that he’s glad not to be at home on that day, since it is the anniversary of a”huge fight” he and Francine had the previous year forgetting their wedding! Despite Francine’s early tips, Stan completely forgets their anniversary, only remembering that it was time for the CIA’s annual fishing trip. He leaves in a hurry, dropping food on the bed and soiling the stairway, since he didn’t have the time to go to the bathroom, all left for Francine to clean.

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05 Roger Codger

Roger later wakes up, in a landfill, and it is revealed that he had gone through a stress-induced hibernation. Desperate, Roger finally figures that he can go back home disguised as an old lady. While on his way,however, he gets confused with one of the senior citizens who are on their way for a tour in Washington D.C.

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06 Homeland Insecurity

Francine decides to throw a block party to get in touch with the neighborhood.

Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists.
He turns his house into a detention camp and keeps them inside.

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07 Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

In this episode, we are introduced to the White family. Stan hates the father, Chuck, who always beats the Smiths to church.

At church,the deacon chokes to death on a communion wafer and Chuck volunteers to be deacon. Stan, wanting to beat him, also volunteers. Meanwhile, Roger is going through his reproductive cycle.

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08 Bullocks to Stan

When a colleague leaves for health reasons, Stan assumes he’ll be promoted to the job. At home, Stan prepares for the CIA family carnival, figuring it’s his chance to impress Director Bullock and secure his promotion. At the carnival, Steve finds Dick Cheney’s Blackberry. The next day, Stan visits Bullock at home, unexpectedly finding Hayley there.

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09 A Smith in the Hand

Stan teaches a cleaned up sex education class for Steve’s benefit and shows a film demonstrating the evils of masturbation. When Steve channels his pent up sexual aggression into wood burning, Stan suffers an embarrassing accident. His ointment use turns into an addiction to masturbation.

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10 All About Steve

The CIA is trying to decipher a strange geek alphabet being used by a terrorist to hack into computers controlling a dam,
but they can’t figure out the strange letters. So instead, they decide to go practice for the father/son softball game. Stan is ashamed of Steve’s geekiness and tries to cure him.

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11 Con Heir

Things are a bit mundane for Stan at the CIA, evident by he and his colleague passing the time with paper football while waiting for an assignment. An upcoming mission is deemed too dangerous for a family man and Stan is passed up. Francine tries to convince Stan that heshould be happy having a great family, when Hayley comes in to announce that Grandpa Smith has died…or did he?

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12 Stan of Arabia: Part 1

After doing a terrible job standing in for Jay Leno at Bullock’s anniversary roast, Stan is banished to Saudi Arabia. Francine and Hayley find their feminist fantasies dashed, while Steve and Stan find all their dreams come true.

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13 Stan of Arabia: Part 2

Driving around the desert, Steve gets a vision from God in the form of Angelina Jolie. When he goes back to the town and tells the public about his vision, they decide to stone him. Francine does a musical number casting off her clothes and is also sentenced to stoning.

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14 Stannie Get Your Gun

Francine forces Stan to rekindle the bonds he had with Hayley when she was a child, but Stan’s attempts lead to Hayley accidentally shooting and paralyzing Stan. Meanwhile, Roger takes revenge on Steve for eating his cookie by making Steve believe he was adopted into the Smith family.

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15 Star Trek

To inspire Steve, Stan shows him his Patriot Pigeonchildren’s books. Stan has written over a thousand of them and gotten almost as many rejection letters. Then, Stan sits Steve down at a desk and glues his right hand. At this time, Roger comes in and does something clumsy, inspiring Steve to write about him.

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16 Not Particularly Desperate Housewife

Francine skips puzzle night with Linda to go to an art opening with the Ladybugs at the nightclub . The Ladybugs still refuse to admit Francine, until a misunderstanding causes them to believe Francine is having an affair with the valet. They reveal to Francine the true nature of their organization: they cheat on their husbands. Francine receives a ladybug brooch and tries to maintain the fiction of her affair with the valet.

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17 Rough Trade

After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a Freaky Friday type switcheroo (without the body switch) where they get a taste of life in each other’s shoes. But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other’s problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble.

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18 Finances with Wolves

Francine opens a muffin shop without Stan’s approval which gets him to put Klaus’ brain back into a human body – only to discover it was a huge mistake as Klaus tries to win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he’s a teen wolf after being attacked by a wolf.

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19 It’s Good to Be Queen

In the present, Stan is close to realizing his dream, as Francine was voted Homecoming Queen of her school, winning by one vote. Stan proudly attends Francine’s reunion, where various items from their high-school years are brought out of storage. Among them is the Homecoming ballot box, which contains two previously uncounted votes for Francine’s opponent. It turns out that Francine had lost the Homecoming vote by one vote!

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20 Roger ‘n’ Me

When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunnedby his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan’s new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn’t necessarily
stay there. Meanwhile, Haley andSteve team up to break up a good-looking couple.

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21 Helping Hands

Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures bygiving him steroids. But when they have an unexpected side effect,Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Hayley makes a movie about Francine’s life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor.

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22 With Friends Like Steve’s

After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan’s job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve’s malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry’s weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile,Roger makes an impressive keg-stand and becomes a fraternity brother.

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23 Tears of a Clooney

When Francine’s birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine’s new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney’s heart with thei ntention of breaking it, Stan actually becomes friends with him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vine yard and starts up a private sweat shop using foster children.

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Watch Family Guy Episodes Online Season 5

jez — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:30:55 +0000

To clarify things: This website does not contain any Family Guy content hosted on its site, but is merely an index of available links on the Internet. This website does not host any copyrighted material but merely links to sources where it was uploaded by their users. I enjoy these videos as well, so it is within my interest to keep them updated. If you have additions or broken links, please post them in the comments.

Seasons:

Family Guy – Season 5

Episodes:

78 – Stewie Loves Lois | mirror (24.04.2007)

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Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn’t take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

79 – Mother Tucker | alternative link |mirror (24.04.2007)

80 – Hell Comes To Quahog | mirror | mirror (24.04.2007)

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After Peter uses Meg’s money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city’s power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.

81 – Saving Private Brian

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Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

82 – Whistle While Your Wife Works | mirror (24.04.2007)

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When Peter gets hurt and can’t pork, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can’t do it.

83 – Prick Up Your Ear Part 2 | mirror full (24.04.2007)

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Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative Christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.

84 – Chick Cancer mirror (24.04.2007) | Part 2 | alternative link No Meals on Wheels

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Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.

85 – Barely Legal | mirror (24.04.2007) | Part 2 | alternative link

86 – Road to Rupert | mirror (24.04.2007) | Part 2

87 – Peter’s Two Dads (24.04.2007)
After Peter’s father, Francis, passes away, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his real father. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but then realizes that he likes it.

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When the Griffin family decides to start a restaurant, they have a hard time attracting customers. But after Joe promises to help, Peter is excited that it might become a cop hangout. However, things dont really turn out as Peter had hoped and it begins to be popular with handicapped patrons. Although Peter attempts to change the atmosphere of his new place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.

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Season 1 – 02: I Never Met the Dead Man
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Season 2 – 01: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
Season 2 – 02: Holy Crap
Season 2 – 03: DaBoom
Season 2 – 05: Love Thy Trophy
Season 2 – 07: The King is Dead
Season 2 – 09: If Im Dyin Im Lyin
Season 2 – 12: Fifteen Minutes of Shame
Season 2 – 16: Theres Something About Paulie
Season 5 – 01: Part 3/3
Season 5 – 06: Prick Up Your Ear
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Season 1 Episode 12
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Season 2 – 02: Holy Crap
Season 2 – 03: DaBoom
Season 2 – 04: Brian in Love
Season 2 – 06: Death Is a Bitch
Season 2 – 08: I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Season 2 – 11: A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks
Season 2 – 13: Road to Rhode Island
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Watch Family Guy Episodes Online Season 4

jez — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:28:35 +0000

Full Season 4 Family Guy downloads? Yes!

Seasons:

Family Guy – Season 4

Episodes:

51 – North by North Quahog | alternative link

52 – Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr, High

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Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris’ school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.

53 – Blind Ambition

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After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world’s record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.

54 – Dont Make Me Over

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When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg’s singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on “Saturday Night Live.”

55 – The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

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When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn’t take it lightly.

56 – Petarded

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After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.

57 – Brian the Bachelor

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“The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

58 – 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

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Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he is told he has to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. When Meg finds out that Neil is dating another girl, she becomes jealous and tries to find herself a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

59 – Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

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Lois’s kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. In an effort to restore their lives Peter breaks Lois out of jail, only to find themselves fugitives living in “Asian Town” Peter takes up sumo wrestling to pay the bills, until Joe sees Peter on television and goes after them. The family takes refuge in the sewers but it is no use; Joe follows them even down there. A miscalculation sends him hurtling towards his certain doom when Lois saves him… which somehow magically absolves her of her crimes.

60 – Model Misbehavior

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Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de- worming medication agrees to become his salesman.

61 – Peters Got Woods | feel free to suggest a link! 62 – Perfect Castaway | alternative link

63 – Jungle Love

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When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

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65 – Brian Goes Back to College

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After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker. He admitted that he didn’t graduate from college and lost his job. So he went back to college. In the end, he failed.

66 – The Courtship of Stewies Father | alternative link

67 – Fat Guy Strangler

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Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and therefore takes the family cross-country to meet him. However, it turns out that he’s in a mental institution, but Lois thinks he’s sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts a Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. However, the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one.so the Fat Society live in terror. Who is the strangler?

68 – The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz | alternative link

69 – Brian Sings & Swings | alternative link

70 – Patriot Games | alternative link

71 – I Take Thee Quagmire (24.04.2007) | alternative link When Peter wins a free maid for a week, Quagmire falls in love with her, and then gets married, which Peter then tries to destroy. Meanwhile, Lois deals with the problems of breastfeeding Stewie. 72 – Deep Throats | target=”_blank”>mirror (24.04.2007)

73 – Sibling Rivalry (24.04.2007) | mirror (24.04.2007)

74 – Peterotica | bleh, again please add one!mirror

75 – You May Now Kiss The…Uh…Guy Who Receives | alternative link

76 – Petergeist

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Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief’s skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist.

77 – Untitled Griffin Family History

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After robbers enter into the Griffin house, the family tries to gain safety in Peter’s panic room. Trapped with no way out, Peter decides to tell his family the history of their ancestry by narrating a chain of events that describe his family’s past.

Watch Family Guy Episodes Online Season 3

jez — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:26:02 +0000

Seasons:

Family Guy – Season 3

Episodes:

29 – The Thin White Line fixed april 2007 | alternative link

30 – Brian Does Hollywood | mirror (24.04.2007)

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The Griffin family learns Brain has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie awarded an appearance, and the Griffin get a free trip to Los Angeles. Brian doesn’t want the family to know what he’s really doing in Hollywood, and tries to cover it up.

31 – Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

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Peter’s toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois’s advice, confronts his new bosses about their evil use of toys, they promote Peter to president to shut him up. Lois, pleased with all the perks that come with Peter’s new position, keeps her mouth shut too, while Brian quits smoking in protest. Peter’s bosses send him to Washington to lobby against a bill that would put them out of business, because they figure politicians will be able to relate to a big dumb fat guy. When Lois finds Stewie smoking a cigarette, she goes down to Washington to stop what Peter’s doing, and Peter ends up getting the El Dorado Cigarettes company fined $100,000,000. Brian helps himself to a cigarette as the family drives away.

32 – One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

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When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel’s Cockney- accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

33 – And the Wiener is..

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Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son hunting trip only for Chris to eventually save the day. Meanwhile, Meg finds herself to be a target of abuse for the cool kids at school when she joins the flag girl squad.

34 – Death Lives

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Peter sneaks away on his and Lois’ anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revelation to help his marriage if Peter helps him get a date. Meanwhile, Peter sets up a fake scavenger hunt for Lois and the kids, which takes them all over Quahog.

35 – Lethal Weapons | alternative link

36 – The Kiss Seen Around the World | alternative link

37 – Mr. Saturday Knight

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Peter’s boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go- Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight’s wench, he must defend his family’s honor in an duel with the Black Knight.

38 – Fish Out of Water | alternative link

39 – Emission Impossible

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Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the moment, Peter and Lois decide that they want another baby. Stewie however, does not agree. Stewie does everything possible to keep Peter and Lois away from each other, but when he is locked out of their room, he is forced to take desperate measures. Stewie ends up shrinking himself down to microscopic size and seeking out his sperm-brother inside Peter’s body. Instead of trying to kill his unborn brother Stewie and him unite to destroy Lois.

40 – To Live and Die in Dixie

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Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent to the Deep South, where Chris makes a new friend, Sam. Peter questions the truth of a Civil War reenactment that showed the South winning the war, leading to Sam’s father forbidding Sam from seeing Chris. Upset, Sam runs away with Chris and kisses him on the mouth. Chris tells Sam that he doesn’t like boys and doesn’t like him in a physical sense. The FBI agents guarding the Griffin house in Quahog accidentally tell the robber the location of the Griffins. Sam reveals to Chris that she is not a boy, but a girl. Then the robber arrives in the South, about to kill Chris, but the towns folk stop him just in time.

41 – Screwed The Pooch | alternative link

42 – Peter Griffin: Husband, Father…Brother? | alternative link

43 – Ready, Willing, and Disabled | alternative link

44 – A Very Special Family Guy Freakin Christmas | alternative link

45 – Brian Wallows and Peters Swallows | alternative link

46 – From Method to Madness | alternative link

47 – Stuck Together, Torn Apart | alternative link | mirror (24.04.2007)

48 – Road to Europe | alternative link

49 – Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 | alternative link

50 – When You Wish Upon a Weinstein | alternative link

Watch Family Guy Episodes Online Season 2

jez — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 21:18:34 +0000

Seasons:

Family Guy – Season 2

Episodes:

8 – Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

9 – Holy Crap

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Peter’s very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

10 – DaBoom

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Peter, who is concerned that the world is about to end because of Y2K, convinces the family into canceling all their New Year’s Eve plans. After bombs destroy everything, the Griffins set off to a Twinkie factory in Natick.

11 – Brian in Love

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Lois suspects Stewie is the one creating all the pee stains around the house, so she decides to potty-train him. When an incident in the supermarket reveals that Brian is the one responsible, he goes to see a therapist. Brian finds out that his love of Lois is causing his accidents, so he decides to confront her.

12 – Love Thy Trophy

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When Spooner Street ends up winning the float contest in the Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out over custody of the trophy. Meanwhile, to raise big money for a new Prada handbag, Meg gets a job at a pancake house, where she pretends that Stewie is her illegitimate crack addicted baby. Child services investigates and soon finds the Griffin home unsuitable for a baby, and take Stewie to a foster home. The residents of Spooner Street declare peace, and decide to rescue Stewie.

13 – Death Is a Bitch

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When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is vistited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

14 – The King is Dead

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Lois becomes the director of the production “The King and I” for the Quahog Players theatre group. Peters wants to play a role in the production, but becomes more of a nuisance, so Lois decides to make him a producer to get him out of her hair. Peter goes on a power trip and tries to take total control of the play, firing Lois as the director and rewriting the entire play to fit his own vision. The musical is turned into a very interesting, racy cyborg battle.

15 – I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

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Forced to go on a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

16 – If Im Dyin Im Lyin | alternative link

17 – Running Mates

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When Lois decides to run for the local school board, Peter runs against her in effort to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter and his supporters start a negative campaign against Lois, including a bunch of lies and even sexy pictures of her. Peter’s mudslinging works and he is elected. Peter starts some strange policies, including armed robots taking over for hall monitors. The new policies backfire after Chris is caught bringing inappropriate magazines to school. Peter must then think of a way to get Lois back and regain his reputation with the town of Quahog.

18 – A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

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Peter runs into a former classmate of his while at the amusement park that the classmate founded. Contemplating his own legacy, Peter starts to think about his future. Chris gives Peter a painting that he painted in order to cheer Peter up, but Peter ends up selling it to a New York art gallery for $5,000. Realizing that Chris might be his only hope to have a lasting legacy, Peter pushes Chris to follow his dream of becoming an artist. The family then moves to New York so Chris can become famous.

19 – Fifteen Minutes of Shame | alternative link 20 – Road to Rhode Island

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21 – Let’s Go to the Hop | alternative link

22 – Dammit Janet

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Lois gets a job as a flight attendant and puts Stewie in day care, where he falls in love with a toddler named Janet. Peter takes advantage of Lois’ job to fly around the world for free but they both get stuck in Cuba.

23 – Theres Something About Paulie | alternative link

24 – Hes Too Sexy for His Fat | alternative link

25 – E, Peterbus Unum

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26 – The Story on Page One | alternative link

27 – Wasted Talent

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When the local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant, Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge trying to find the winning beer can. Through a stroke of dumb luck, Peter and Brian actually find one of the winning “scrolls”. In a Willy Wonka homage, Peter and Brian start the tour, but are quickly kicked out after drinking the “Beer that wasn’t supposed to be tasted.” Meanwhile, Lois’s students have a big piano recital/competition coming up – and Lois is praying one of her students wins. She thinks she’s got a lock on it when she signs a new student, Ling, a piano prodigy. However, in her enthusiasm, Lois works Ling too hard and she drops out! In an odd twist, Peter – in a drunken stupor over being booted from the contest – sits down at the piano and plays brilliantly! Lois is thrilled and keeps Peter drunk long enough to win the piano recital.

28 – Fore, Father | alternative link

Watch the Simpsons online season 18

jez — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:08:08 +0000

It seems like as if most of the links are down. Check below for download links that WORK!
I am really sorry for that, it is nor my fault or wish. I am running out of ideas how and where to get Simpsons from =( There are some episodes on this site, look at the s18 list below and download those!

UPDATE: I have just browsed through several forums and sites, it seems like that dailymotion and similar sites are being pressured by the studios to clean up their sites from (obviously) illegal content. I hope someone still has backups of the real old classics, else we could face a time without the simpsons on the internet to be streamed online. I found the current series (s18) on the internet, here is a list, check it out: