Right, so Family Guy episodes got updated, new Simpsons s18 e17 was released by LOL (great episode), I finished my massive paper due Friday and thought about some changes on h4x3d.com itself. I would like to change the main site navigation with some moo.fx to preserve some space. Then again I changed pretty much every ad format on this page, as the huge 300×250 ads did not work out and were too spammy. We got a skypscraper ad on single pages to the right now and some inlay 200×200 ads. They should be serving good ads, hopefully relevant as I am continuously improving the quality by means of adding stuff to the filter. Drop me a line, just to let me know you read this, yours jez!
Read MoreMiniblog or aside, whatever you may want it to call, currently every available version breaks the page. I am now reverting to static content! I have updated the family guy episodes page, added (almost) all trance energy 2007 mixes, put together some Above and Beyond for you to listen in the next days and finished my evil report for university.
So in the next days I will try to get the beautiful spring theme done before spring is over. I am really curious where you guys are all coming from, and in case you want to write for h4x3d.com, feel free to contact me. I am interested in essays (all kinds of), reviews, articles about seo, webdev, coding, design, music etc.
Read MoreFor those who like to read up on things, a quick backlog of changes.
Have you checked out my LIFESTREAM? It has been streaming quite a while and I am highly satisfied with the flow. While the tagcloud has been growing, I am still unsatisfied with the tagging system. The search is too inaccurate! In case this page is loading a bit slower, that is due to the added 2046 byte tracking the visitors of this page, for an overview of how many people are on my server at the moment, go here!
Private notes: SPA week finished, my damn report still not written, my dutch presentation hopefully done by Wednesday.
Other site notes: Unluckily dailymotion was raided by the CYBERPOLICE, all the Simpsons streams are down. Have you seen the Simpsons TV advertisements? Luckily I found some Season18 (s18) Simpsons Episodes for you to download. The links should be working. If not, drop me a line! Please note, there is no copyrighted material hosted on this site! More legal crap? Some mp3 live trance sets to come within the next few days. Family Guy is up and running smoothly. Thanks for your help!

Sometimes it is necessary to filter out the competition, not only to make more money off the ads, but also to serve high quality and targeted ads to your visitors. It is them, after all, who click on the ads.
If you haven’t filter out some junk advertisers, I advice you to do so. My earnings went up 300% ++ after spending half an hour crawling my site with google’s adsense preview tool.
Read MoreAs promised earlier this week, I have released Corporate FK. Feel free to comment! I put together a nice Simpsons Episodes Collection which can be watched online,
together with Family Guy to be watched online (stream). Why Family guy? Well basically, I am fan myself, bought the DVDs when I was at Heathrow Airport (at HMV), but also as the newly introduced search-box showed the demand for Family Guy is massive
You guys, sorry for the lag on the main site,
it seems like flickr is hogging most of the bandwidth on my site and causing a weird lag.
I posted 8-9 pictures of how I moved furniture in my room and the load time of h4x3d.com shoot up by 800% and more.
See below for a firebug analysis
Sorry again,
I will be moving servers before the end of February!
There are several ways of preserving bandwidth when you are running near your bandwidth quota:
For those of you who have not bandwidth limit per month, read this article as well, because I am going to tell you how to speed up your pages big style
Different approaches can be used to increase the time your website is displayed on your users computers.
You can measure the time it takes for your page to load with Firebug, an extension for Firefox. Once downloaded, installed, Firefox restarted (use the brain hack to keep open Tabs), you will find a small icon in the lower right area of your browser. Click enable, if it asks, then you can start viewing your page using the “Net” -tab (all) of Firebug. It will tell you how long the page took for loading. You will be surprised by the wide spectrum of details you will get to know about your website. E.g. using fat script libraries such as (full) scriptaculous or prototype take quite some time to load. Often whole libraries are included for effects that only need a handful of functions (lightbox!). More under a.4 later on.
a. reduce the over-all size of files/data that will be transfered when accessing your site
a.1 images (jpg/png/gif)
a.2 markup (php/html/css)
a.3 stylecheets (css)
a.4 javascript (js)
a.4.1 overview of different lightweight javascript libraries/frameworks
a.5 general (plugins, temporarily removing 'fat files')
a.1 Save bandwidth and optimize speed reducing images (jpg/png/gif)
Many websites use a high amounts of images, and there is nothing bad about it,
as long as a suitable compression is used. There is a difference between images compressed with jpg (jpeg), png and gif.
While jpg is great for images that feature loads of different colours, gradients and generally speaking pictures (photos), png and gif make more sense if an image does only consist of few different colours (max. 256 for good results). Gif images have to be used if you are going for transparent or semi transparent images. PNG can be transparent as well, but there are issues with the Internet Explorer, so I’d not recommend using png for transparent images. A jpg compression of 60 is often far enough, no need to go by even higher, because most of your users will most likely not see any difference. The difference file size concerned is massive.
You can easily safe some kilobytes there. REMEMBER: less kb to download = faster display of site. Safing photos in gif or png file format makes them ugly and big, so stick to jpg.
a.2 Save bandwidth and optimize speed using valid markup (php/html/css)
While this seems to be hard for many designers and programmers, one should try to produce valid markup.
Valid markup displays faster on many computers. Don’t over comment your source on websites.
It might be a good idea to keep local commented copies of your files, but in the web that’s only resource and thus speed hogging.
I’d recommend this online HTML tidy program for checking your markup, as well as the official w3c markup validation service [For CSS]
A great online tool to strip comments from your code (html/js) is memtronic’s packer
as well as dean edward’s packer.
a.3 Save bandwidth and optimize speed using compressed CSS
Compressed CSS is loaded like ordinary CSS, but simply faster. REMEMBER: less filesize = less load time of page
If your pages’ CSS is loaded faster, the site is earlier displayed on your visitors’ PC. He/she is then more likely to not leave your page in the first 10 seconds if he/she sees the content. It is essential to aim for the below 10 seconds (check the time your users remain on your website with Google analytics). There are some CSS compressors that work and others that proclaim they work, but don’t. Here are three, that definately work more or less depending on the complexity of coding.
CSS compressors
Flump cake css optimiser
icey’s css compressor
css formatter and optimser
a.4 Save bandwidth and optimize speed using compressed js
Many WordPress scripts want you to include big and fat javascript on your blog. Usually those can be compressed, downsized and optimized. I mentioned two compressors before: memtronic’s packer
and dean edward’s packer.
A by far even better compressor is dojo shrinksafe.
You can use these compressors to remove descriptive lines, comments and examples from the source. Usually compressed files will still work. If they don’t, use another option or different compressor. Be sure to compress valid js markup only.
a.4.1 Overview of javascript libraries and compress JS
So basically we all know scriptaculous and prototype. Some also know mootools (and moo.fx), but my personal #1 is byte.fx with an overall size of 3kb.
Prototype and scriptaculous can be compressed to some extent, Steve Kallestad did that and offers these compressed files on his site:
The downloads are available at:
- Prototype.js 1.50rc1(25K as is, 13K with gzip compression, 64K uncompressed)
- scriptaculous 1.65 (41K as is, 20K with gzip compression, 105K uncompressed)
- combined prototype and scriptaculous (62K as is, 29K with gzip compression, 169K uncompressed)
Be sure to check them locally before you take these versions for an online test-walk!
a.5 Save bandwidth and optimize speed deactivating or tweaking plugins
Many wordpress plugins are filled with explanations, comments and examples.
These can be removed to save additional space and thus increase the download speed of your website.
Use the mentioned above compressors to compress plugins like Lightbox or Flash-embedding plugins.
If you ever run low on bandwidth, deactivate unneeded plugins (and later on re-activate them!) for the needed time.
You will be surprised by the amount of traffic the lightbox.js does generate.
Also check your site for deadlinks, sometimes a deadlink generates a 404-error page. If you got custom error-pages that render a nice “not found”-page, this is a massive traffic and bandwidth generator. Locating these files and fixing their deadlinks is essential to maintaining a slick site.
b. enable server-side options to tweak the way stuff gets transfered
b.1 gzip compression
b.2 *Sql tweaks / WordPress 2.1
b.1 Save bandwidth and optimize speed using server-side options
If you can get your hoster or admin to enable mod_deflate (former mod_gzip), you are most likely to save tons of bandwidth, because of serving compressed content. Note: not all browsers support this. Read all full tutorial on that here.
b.2 Save bandwidth and optimize speed using sql-tweaks (WP 2.1)
In January this year, WordPress 2.1 was released:
They state:
[...] Much more efficient database code, faster than previous versions. Domas Mituzas from MySQL went over all our queries with a fine-toothed comb [...]
But if you want some real fast WordPress a-like CMS, go for Flatpress, a SQL-less CMS (currently under development). Static files, such as html, load faster than any dynamic ones. just as a golden rule.
c. move the server to a location where most of your visitors come from
c.1 mirrors and foreign hosting
c.1 Relocating your website
Sometimes it makes more sense relocating your website to the country of #1 traffic origin or offering a mirror server then merely tweaking your site. If you’d for example have a Fansite dealing with an American (US) actress or model, but run your website from Europe, then most of your targeted audience (Americans) will have a slower site experience than if you’d place a server on the American mainland. Even ‘mainland’ is not equal mainland, due to the huge geographic distance of the east and westcoast. Thus offering mirror might be a wise idea. So based on the origin of site request either www1 or www2 is accessed.
Good bye Hofstede for now: I wrote my first exam this week and had kind of bad luck as I forgot my calculator and thus was slowed down when calc’ing stock values (LIFO/FIFO/AVCO)… shit happens, next time I will double check if I got everything I need. No more Hofstede’s other dimensions, but more ‘financial accounting’ (called “rechnungswesen”) in German.
Read More.. some Feedback on the razr v3i phone tools which is helpful. Cheers! Besides that, more revising for uni ;[
Oh and why did the amount of RSS subscribers drop by 12 this night?
Akismet blocked over 8000 spam comments so far (milestone).
Frequent visitors,
I am currently working on new version of this site to end this simple misery (simplr).
Afterall the focus will remain on functionality, but it will be fance aswell.
Be sure to check back in the next few days, probably already this week!
On longterm notice:
one business theme to come
one personal theme to come
one progressive mix to be uploaded
one trance mix to be uploaded
loads of essays to be uploaded
x-mas wishlist 2006 to come
update of portfolio to come
(finished parishiltonzone.com sharapovazone.com pamelazone.com and big fish britneyzone.com, did two rather cheap sites for german clients, still working on greek/albanian site, status being 90%, working on afterhoursdjs.org … probably also even more to come, but forgot to mention that now. will be added aswell.)
First exam will be due this year in marketing. The other ones are in far 2007, so I should have enough time finishing above steps in time.
Thanks for your continous support,
jez