Info: Homer is hooked on one of Lisa’s fantasy books and Bart becomes best friends with Nelson.
Blackboard: None.
Couch: The living room is vacant, until a large pair of hands takes a pair of scissors and a folded piece of paper and begins to cut out Homer’s silhouette. After the cutting is complete, the hands pull apart the paper and all the members appear as cut-outs.
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Info: After Bart gets out of a commitment to join the Army at 18, Homer falls prey to a couple of Army recruiters and lands himself in basic training. Homer, of course, treats this like summer camp and infuriates his hard-nosed colonel when he is unfaded by the constant hazing and humiliation.
Blackboard: We are not all naked under our clothes.
Couch: After the family sits the on the couch as usual the TV slides out of the way and the couch starts moving forward. As it moves forward the family is subjected to the phases of a car wash.
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Info: When Moe gets into another rage after Homer forgets his birthday, Lisa decides to do a school report on him and discovers that he has a gift for poetry, but when she gets Moe’s work published and he becomes noticed in literary circles, he “forgets” all about Lisa. Tom Wolfe, Gore Vidal, Michael Chabon, and Jonathan Franzen guest star.
Blackboard: None.
Couch: The living room is the background image of a computer screen. Each of the family members is dragged and dropped onto the couch. Then the entire couch is dragged onto the Trash Can, which is then emptied.
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Info: Homer is fired from the nuclear plant, so he gets a job driving an ice cream truck and Marge turns the resulting sudden surplus of Popsicle sticks into Popsicle-stick sculptures which become Springfield’s new hot item.
Blackboard: None.
Couch: The living room is dark and then the light is turned on, each member of the family has a cockroach body and scurries off with the exception of Maggie, who goes behind the couch and peers out over the back corner.
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Info: Hoping to see a new side to Homer, Marge convinces him to buy a refined collection of carpentry books. To Marge’s dismay, the books only gather dust until she accidentally breaks a nightstand – and uses the books to fix it herself. Soon Marge is hammering together everything from bird feeders to doghouses and it isn’t long before she decides to transform her new skills into a full-fledged business. Unfortunately, the residents of Springfield don’t trust a handy woman to make repairs, so Marge hires Homer to pose as a “front” while she handles the real work. Meanwhile, Bart finds out that peanuts are no longer allowed at Springfield Elementary because someone suffers from an allergy. But this loss becomes his treasure when he finds out that the allergy belongs to his nemesis, the one and only Principal Skinner. Before long, both Bart and Homer are in over their heads and it’s up to Marge to nail things back together.
Blackboard: None.
Couch: The couch is replaced by a vending machine filled with figurines of the family along the top row and the rest of the rows filled with various Springfield residents. Ralph Wiggum enters the living room and select C5 on the machine, which dispenses him a figurine of Homer. He bites the head of Homer and exits.
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Info: “The Day the Earth Looked Stupid” – in the late 1930s, Kang and Kodos land in Springfield as part of an alien invasion, but the town, completely taken in by The War of the Worlds, doesn’t pay much attention.
“Married to the Blob” – a take-off on The Blob, with Homer in the title role as radiation from a meteor turns him into a blob-like monster.
“You Got to Know When to Golem” – A take-off on an old Jewish legend.
Blackboard: None.
Coach: None.
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Info: When Bart turns a quiet funeral into a chaotic mess, his parents are faced with a mob of angry Springfieldians who have had enough. Homer and Marge desperately look to a child psychiatrist for help, who suggests that Bart take up drumming to channel his energy. Before long, Bart is laying down fills like a pro, getting into drum-offs with The White Stripes and jamming in a band with Lisa’s favorite jazz musicians. It doesn’t take long before Lisa’s encouragement turns to deep-seated jealousy, forcing the Simpson siblings to learn how to march to the beat of the same drum.
Blackboard: None.
Couch: Marge and the kids sit on the couch as usual, Homer looking King Kong-like peers in the windows and reaches in and grabs Marge. He takes her out the window and up the side of the Empire State Building. A biplane comes into view, just like in the film(s) preparing to shoot him down.
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Info: At school, Lisa befriends a boy named Michael, who happens to be the son of mob boss, Fat Tony. Fat Tony is put out of commission by a rival family, and Homer and Bart get involved with the mob, when Michael, who is nothing like his father, is not interested in the “family business.”
Blackboard: None this time!
Couch: The family enters the living room, where the couch has been replaced by four chairs with music playing in the background. They play musical chairs and when the music stops, everyone has a chair except Homer.
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Info: When the fireproof safe (which was bought after one too many house fires) explodes, Homer and Marge try to recreate the photos, but when one of them uncovers a scandal in the background, Homer decides to join the world of paparazzi – forgetting what happened the last time he had a job that dealt in revealing other people’s flaws to the public (in “Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner?”)
Blackboard: Global warming did not eat my homework.
Couch: Starting at the dawn of life, a Homer-like single celled organism makes a rapid trip through the process of evolution. The Homer-like organism evolves into a more and more complex creature until it finally evolves into Homer in present day Springfield. Homer walks through the front door and finds his spot on the couch, where the rest of the family is waiting. He sighs as Marge asks what took him so long.
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Info: Homer accidentally declares bankruptcy, Grandpa ends up leaving the Springfield Retirement Castle and falls in love with Selma; Bart and Lisa con a delivery man out of cardboard boxes.
Blackboard: None this time.
Couch: A la the opening to western series Bonanza a map of Springfield is shown and the center of the map begins to burn. As the burning paper separates we see the family members riding up on their horses. The couch is nowhere to be found.
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BitTorrent: 174MB AVI (XviD)
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