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The below quotes go really well with the movie “W”.
Former president Bush is a great example for the American Dream coming true.
Even though you have no clue whatsoever you can (if you have the right contacts) become president?

I wonder that he is actually able to eat without choking (happend once with a bretzel?).

Look at those quotes:

‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
– George W. Bush

‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’
– George W. Bush

‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’
-George W. Bush

‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’
– George W. Bush

‘The future will be better tomorrow.’
– George W. Bush

‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.’
– George W. Bush

‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’
– George W Bush

‘We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe ‘
– George W. Bush

‘Public speaking is very easy.’
– George W. Bush

‘A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.’
– George W. Bush

‘I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.’
-George Bush

‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’
– George W. Bush

‘For NASA, space is still a high priority.’
-George W. Bush

‘Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.’
-George W. Bush

‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
– George W. Bush

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
– George W. Bush

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
- George W. Bush

“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test”
- George W. Bush

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we”
- George W. Bush

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allsimpsonscharacters.jpg

James A from blogzarro.com has put together a nice collection of 100-some Simpsons quotes. Well done! In addition to that I put up an image of all Simpsons characters that were featured in the Simpsons so far.

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genius simpsons moments

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”

Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.

Ned Flanders: I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

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homer Simpson

Dictionaries have found a new master of the modern quotation to challenge the best of Oscar Wilde and Groucho Marx – Homer Simpson’s creator Matt Groening.

Homer Simpson quotes enter new Oxford dictionary
Homer says: ‘The lesson is never try’

The brains behind the world’s favourite cartoon series has three new entries in the latest volume of quotations from the experts at Oxford University.

The latest edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations, published today, is a testament to the growing popularity and influence of characters from The Simpsons.

Homer Simpson phrases include: “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.”

Another Homer quotation featured is: “Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all.”

Also included is the much-repeated reference to the French by the Scottish caretaker Willie who remarks: “Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys” in a 1995 episode.

William Hague’s remark to John Prescott also gets a mention. He told the former deputy prime minister: “There was so little English in that answer that President Chirac would have been happy with it.”

Source: telegraph.co.uk

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