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Google Wave invites GIVE-AWAY!

jz — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:21:00 +0000

Hello there,
I have a total of 16 Google Wave INVITATIONS to give-away. For free! It says 08 in the screenshot I made, which is the number of total invites you can give-away per account, but fortunately I have two accounts, which is why I can offer 16 Google Wave Invites for free

update! salem at technoheads is also giving away several invites, so unless this site gets hit by digg or something and I run out of invites, I am giving my remaining google invites to him and his audience

So if you care to get a Google Wave Invite, just leave a comment on this post (no need to put your email address in the comment field, I will get it when clicking on your comment) – if you feel like sharing, too, feel free to tell me what browser you are using and if the website (this) is displaying fine for you. If you are even more generous, you may even check out the fading animation part below this post and click&close.

Survs.com Invites 2009

jez — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:24:33 +0000

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survs.com offers free, uncomplicated, yet powerful surveys using the latest ajax technology (e.g. saving forms every few seconds, making a “save” button obsolete).
Their service is currently still in beta and entirely advertisement free.
I have used survs.com before for a university assignment and received not only great responses (simple, elegant interface, no fuzz), but also amazing stats that could be exported to excel via .xls files.

I have ten invites, so leave a comment and I will send you one!

Theme challenge week two

jez — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:55:18 +0000

My 30 WordPress themes challenge continues, check-out my last week’s released themes below.
A Click on the image takes you to the individual theme page with download links!

Dragee WordPress theme (01)

Glass WordPress theme (02)

Mandarin WordPress theme (03)

Fresh Apple WordPress theme (04)

Moon WordPress theme (05)

Cityscape/Sign WordPress theme (06)

Bomb (07)

Rainbow Feather (08)

There are plenty of more themes to be released in this month,
check the below image for an overview:

Rainbow feather is done, check it out! – I need a break :)

Watch American Dad online (Season 2 episodes) for free

jez — Sat, 12 May 2007 16:14:06 +0000

Season Two (continued from American Dad Season one). American Dad is still about Stan Smith, his job at the CIA and his family including Klaus,the German fish and Roger the Alien. I put together a list of all episodes with links where you can watch American Dad for free, as well as short summaries and screenshots. Enjoy!

01 Camp Refoogee
Stan’s plans are nearly upended when the camp he tricks Steve into going to is really a refugee camp in Africa. Back home, Roger and Francine take up role-playing, to disastrous results.

American Dad Camp Refoogee
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02 The American Dad After School Special
When Steve announces that he finally has a girlfriend, Stan could not be a prouder father. But when Stan realizes that she is not the petite cheerleader he was expecting, his obsession with physical appearance spirals out of control and he develops anorexia. Steve comes to recognize that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father’s problems and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father’s life.

The American Dad After School Special
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03 Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option
Stan, the CIA’s best interrogator, loses his confidence and his job when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. To get even, Stan comes up with an elaborate scam that temporarily costs his family their integrity. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

American Dad Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option
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04 Lincoln Lover
Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.

American Dad Lincoln Lover
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05 Dungeons and Wagons
After Francine tells Stan shes looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the drivers seat and becomes involved in drag racing. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steves world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

American Dad Dungeons and Wagons
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06 Iced, Iced Babies
When Steve’s new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan.

American Dad Iced, Iced Babies
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07 Of Ice and Men
When Francine discovers Stan’s secret, a passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner. Meanwhile, Steve’s classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.

American Dad Of Ice and Men
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08 Irregarding Steve
When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn’t as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn’t take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates Midnight Cowboy-esque prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated but console themselves with Steve’s college fund.

American Dad Irregarding Steve
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09 The Best Christmas Story Never
When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan’s holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

American Dad The Best Christmas Story Never
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10 Bush Comes to Dinner
When Stan enters a writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan’s excitement. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Haley revels in his fall from glory.

American Dad Bush Comes to Dinner
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11 American Dream Factory
Stan turns entrepreneur and opens a teddy-bear factory staffed by illegal aliens. Of course, Hayley is appalled and takes action.

American Dad American Dream Factory
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12 The Abusive Terrestrial
When Roger is rejected by Steve, he heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorrys. Steve and Haley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

American Dad The Abusive Terrestrial
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13 Black Mystery Month
While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy thats been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he’s mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

American Dad Black Mystery Month
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14 An Apocalypse to Remember
When Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks its real, he moves the family to the mountains to survive the perceived apocalypse. Even after he realizes his error, he’s enjoying the attention from the family so much that he doesn’t tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

American Dad An Apocalypse to Remember
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15 Four Little Words
Stan sets Bullock up with a friend of Francines but, dreading to hear Francine tell him I told you so, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure the date goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman and Stan covers it up and then frames Francine so that she’ll stop asking questions.

American Dad Four Little Words
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16 When a Stan Loves a Woman
When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the romance, Francine insists on a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink and finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his habit.

American Dad When a Stan Loves a Woman
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17 I Can’t Stan You
Stan and Francine eavesdrop hear what the neighbors truly think of them. Horrified, they do the best they can to change their ways. Meanwhile Roger convinces Steve to join him in scamming store owners out of money.

American Dad I Can’t Stan You
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18 The Magnificent Steven
When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve a man. Meanwhile, Roger starts a cat fight between Francine and Haley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.

American Dad The Magnificent Steven
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19 Joint Custody
When Roger finds out that Haley’s boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed, Roger is left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine’s car and is cursed with a gift.

American Dad Joint Custody
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30 new WordPress themes coming this May

jez — Mon, 07 May 2007 19:51:30 +0000

I am currently working on some 30+ themes, here are just little screenshots of the key element of the individual themes. Every theme will be colored by an individual color scheme matching the object shown. I should be ready before my exams at university start in June.
Feel free to subscribe to my RSS-Feed, or to visit this place every week or so. Thanks, jez

Update on process below!

UPDATE on process:

First of all a big sorry for the delay, after all I am ‘student’ first and then everything else needs time, too: in no particular order: girlfriend, music (remember I dj), sports, cooking, design, the internet and friends.
I got my exams coming up at June 7^th, 11^th and 12^nd. I will be pretty much dedicating myself to design work then to get those beauties done! Thanks to goldcaster and milo for their comments!

But here to give you a quick preview of what I have done so far, some screenshots:

Shows the upper left area with 30 little icons (13kb in total for 30 icons!) to the other object themes and a personal content area (about you text)

This shows the lower right area of the page with the calender and the “what day is it, doug?” dynamic fancy calendar (right)

Click those images to enlarge!
For those copycats (I love hearing you purr): Those previews are prone to my copyright. I made those and they are mine. Thanks for your interest!

RED growth LIVE wordpress theme

jez — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:32:07 +0000

This post is a mixture of asides and design. I could have done two posts, but for the sake of simplicity, both news in one article

First of all I would like to direct your attention to the new RED growth LIVE wordpress theme

Quick links: demo | download | (temporary site demo on qpoz.com)

Then I would also like to mention my article about further compression of moo.tools, which I wrote today

and my short article about DJ Aphrodite!

I have applied the changed of moo.tool compression via php/apache to this site, which should result in faster page loads due to less size (around 20kb saved).

Above and Beyond – Trance Around the World 107 (04-04-2006)

jez — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:45:25 +0000

Name: Above and Beyond – Trance Around the World 107 (04-04-2006)
Genre/Style: Trance
Date: 04-04-2006
Year: 2006
Quality: 128kbps 44.1khz Joint Stereo
Size: 110 mb

Tracklisting:
1. Mr Sam feat. Kirsty Hawkshaw - Insight [ATB Remix] (Maesltrom)
2. Andy Bagguley "Sian" [Marcos Euphonic Remix] (Instant Music)
3. John O'Callaghan & Greg Downey "One Way Ticket" (Discover Dark)

Record Of The Week
4. Parker & Hanson "Let Me Be" [Mike Koglin Remix] (Skyline)

5. Gabriel & Dresden "Tracking Treasure Down" [Kyau Vs Albert Mix] (Organised Nature)
6. Vodka "Parade" (CDR)
7. Miika Kuisma "Miami Nice" [Original Club Mix] (Subtraxx)
8. Boom Jinx "Too Free to Follow" [Original Mix] (Anjunadeep)
9. Kyau vs. Albert "Kiksu" [Boom Jinx Remix] (Anjunabeats)

Web vote Winner
10. Aalto "5" (Anjunabeats)

11. Tania Mann & Peter Dafnous Pres. Apollonia "Remote Kontrol" [Will Holland & Activa Remix] (Enhanced Recordings)
12. Astatic "Cascada" (Dedicated)
13. Stoneface and Terminal "Summerscape" (Monster Tunes)
14. Delerium "Underwater" [Above & Beyond's 21st Century mix] (Nettwerk)

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Drums and bass mp3 mix set collection

jez — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:16:35 +0000

I condensed a list of 1200 old drums and bass mp3 sets down to this working list with some 7ish drums and bass (dnb) mp3 sets that can be listened to online or downloaded. I have checked all those links with a deadlink checker, and cut out those who are not working. The list below should only return good results. Leave a comment for deadlinks or if you are one of the original authors and don’t want your mix listed here!

Various artists, various sizes, one genre/style: drums and bass / jungle / oldskool

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Especially the Aphrodite set is amazing, loads of classics in there, Fugees “killing me softly” perfect mix, Prodigy and so forth. ~~Don’t~~ rape my bandwidth :p

Aphrodite.mp3 148M
Conundrum-DeadSilenc 92M
DJ Hype & MC GQ – He.. 84M
Doom Boy Is Dead.mp3 74M
FORENSICS_April2007M..> 41M
Jump-Around.mp3 83M
Paradox_-_live_at_Su..> 214M
Propaganda.mp3 75M
Quake Inc. – We are ..> 152M
SLAZENGER_DUBSTEPMIX..> 79M
ad_rewind–aphromix_..> 63M
dark_nights_deep_bea..> 65M
dugsriko_kool_130407..> 63M

Watch Family Guy Episodes Online Season 5

jez — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:30:55 +0000

To clarify things: This website does not contain any Family Guy content hosted on its site, but is merely an index of available links on the Internet. This website does not host any copyrighted material but merely links to sources where it was uploaded by their users. I enjoy these videos as well, so it is within my interest to keep them updated. If you have additions or broken links, please post them in the comments.

Seasons:

Family Guy – Season 5

Episodes:

78 – Stewie Loves Lois | mirror (24.04.2007)

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Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn’t take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

79 – Mother Tucker | alternative link |mirror (24.04.2007)

80 – Hell Comes To Quahog | mirror | mirror (24.04.2007)

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After Peter uses Meg’s money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city’s power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.

81 – Saving Private Brian

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Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

82 – Whistle While Your Wife Works | mirror (24.04.2007)

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When Peter gets hurt and can’t pork, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can’t do it.

83 – Prick Up Your Ear Part 2 | mirror full (24.04.2007)

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Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative Christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.

84 – Chick Cancer mirror (24.04.2007) | Part 2 | alternative link No Meals on Wheels

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Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.

85 – Barely Legal | mirror (24.04.2007) | Part 2 | alternative link

86 – Road to Rupert | mirror (24.04.2007) | Part 2

87 – Peter’s Two Dads (24.04.2007)
After Peter’s father, Francis, passes away, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his real father. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but then realizes that he likes it.

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When the Griffin family decides to start a restaurant, they have a hard time attracting customers. But after Joe promises to help, Peter is excited that it might become a cop hangout. However, things dont really turn out as Peter had hoped and it begins to be popular with handicapped patrons. Although Peter attempts to change the atmosphere of his new place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.

alternative links, try these if the above dont work

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Watch Family Guy Episodes Online Season 4

jez — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:28:35 +0000

Full Season 4 Family Guy downloads? Yes!

Seasons:

Family Guy – Season 4

Episodes:

51 – North by North Quahog | alternative link

52 – Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr, High

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Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris’ school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.

53 – Blind Ambition

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After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world’s record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.

54 – Dont Make Me Over

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When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg’s singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on “Saturday Night Live.”

55 – The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

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When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn’t take it lightly.

56 – Petarded

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After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.

57 – Brian the Bachelor

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“The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

58 – 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

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Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he is told he has to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. When Meg finds out that Neil is dating another girl, she becomes jealous and tries to find herself a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

59 – Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

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Lois’s kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. In an effort to restore their lives Peter breaks Lois out of jail, only to find themselves fugitives living in “Asian Town” Peter takes up sumo wrestling to pay the bills, until Joe sees Peter on television and goes after them. The family takes refuge in the sewers but it is no use; Joe follows them even down there. A miscalculation sends him hurtling towards his certain doom when Lois saves him… which somehow magically absolves her of her crimes.

60 – Model Misbehavior

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Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de- worming medication agrees to become his salesman.

61 – Peters Got Woods | feel free to suggest a link! 62 – Perfect Castaway | alternative link

63 – Jungle Love

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When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

64 – PTV | alternative link

65 – Brian Goes Back to College

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After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker. He admitted that he didn’t graduate from college and lost his job. So he went back to college. In the end, he failed.

66 – The Courtship of Stewies Father | alternative link

67 – Fat Guy Strangler

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Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and therefore takes the family cross-country to meet him. However, it turns out that he’s in a mental institution, but Lois thinks he’s sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts a Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. However, the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one.so the Fat Society live in terror. Who is the strangler?

68 – The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz | alternative link

69 – Brian Sings & Swings | alternative link

70 – Patriot Games | alternative link

71 – I Take Thee Quagmire (24.04.2007) | alternative link When Peter wins a free maid for a week, Quagmire falls in love with her, and then gets married, which Peter then tries to destroy. Meanwhile, Lois deals with the problems of breastfeeding Stewie. 72 – Deep Throats | target=”_blank”>mirror (24.04.2007)

73 – Sibling Rivalry (24.04.2007) | mirror (24.04.2007)

74 – Peterotica | bleh, again please add one!mirror

75 – You May Now Kiss The…Uh…Guy Who Receives | alternative link

76 – Petergeist

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Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief’s skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist.

77 – Untitled Griffin Family History

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After robbers enter into the Griffin house, the family tries to gain safety in Peter’s panic room. Trapped with no way out, Peter decides to tell his family the history of their ancestry by narrating a chain of events that describe his family’s past.