In case you were wondering how www.site.url/UPPERCASE becomes www.site.url/lowercase,
then you simply have to add
RewriteEngine on
RewriteMap upper2lower int:tolower
RewriteRule ^/(.*)$ /${upper2lower:$1}
Use above code snippet to convert uppercase url’s to lower case url’s using mod.rewrite!
Read MoreBig update again today (it’s almost tomorrow – in 7 minutes for me),
I put together a nice Simpsons Episodes Collection which can be watched online,
together with Family Guy to be watched online (stream). Why Family guy? Well basically, I am fan myself, bought the DVDs when I was at Heathrow Airport (at HMV), but also as the newly introduced search-box showed the demand for Family Guy is massive. Here you go!
I also finished the Coppermine Picture gallery Layout for Britneyzone.com. It is now up and running. A shame though what Britney did to her hair…
Read MoreSummary from Wikipedia:
The Simpsons is an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Network, becoming one of the first hits for the network, and is one of the most successful and critically acclaimed television shows ever produced. The television series is a spin-off of a series of animated shorts originally aired on The Tracey Ullman Show. The series is a satirical parody of the “Middle American” lifestyle epitomized by its title family.
To clarify things:
This website does not contain any Simpsons content hosted on its site, but is merely an index of available links on the Internet. This website does not host any copyrighted material but merely links to sources where it was uploaded by their users. Most of the links below are DEAD (this page is for archving reasons only!)
1. 01×01 – Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
2. 01×02 – Bart The Genius
3. 01×03 – Homers Odyssey
4. 01×04 – Theres No Disgrace Like Home
5. 01×05 – Bart the General
6. 01×06 – Moaning Lisa
7. 01×07 – The Call of the Simpsons
8. 01×08 – The Telltale Head
9. 01×09 – Life on the Fast Lane
10. 01×10 – Homers Night Out
11. 01×11 – Crepes of Wrath
12. 01×12 – Krusty Gets Busted
13. 01×13 – Some Enchanted Evening
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2. 02×02 – Simpson and Delilah
3. 02×03 – Treehouse of Horror
4. 02×04 – Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
6. 02×06 – Dead Putting Society
7. 02×07 – Bart vs Thanksgiving
9. 02×09 – Itchy and Scratchy and Marge
10. 02×10 – Bart Gets Hit By a Car
11. 02×11 – One Fish Two Fish Blowfish Blue Fish
13. 02×13 – Homer vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment
14. 02×14 – Principal Charming
15. 02×15 – Oh Brother Where Are Thou
16. 02×16 – Barts Dog Gets an F
18. 02×18 – Brush With Greatness
20. 02×20 – The War of the Simpsons
21. 02×21 – Three Men and a Comic Book
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2. 03×02 – Mr Lisa Goes To Washington
3. 03×03 – When Flanders Failed
6. 03×06 – Like Father Like Klown
7. 03×07 – Treehouse of Horror II
9. 03×09 – Saturdays of Thunder
11. 03×11 – Burns Verkaufender Kraftwerk
18. 03×18 – Separate Vocations
23. 03×23 – Barts Friend Falls in Love
24. 03×24 – Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes
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2. 04×02 – A Streetcar Named Marge
4. 04×04 – Lisa The Beauty Queen
5. 04×05 – Treehouse of Horror III
6. 04×06 – Itchy and Scratchy – The Movie
8. 04×08 – New Kid On The Block
11. 04×11 – Homers Triple Bypass
12. 04×12 - Marge vs the Monorail
14. 04×14 – Brother From the Same Planet
16. 04×16 – Duffless
17. 04×17 – Last Exit to Springfield
18. 04×18 – A Simpsons Clip Show
22. 04×22 – Krusty Gets Kancelled
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1. 05×01 – Homers Barbershop Quartet
3. 05×03 – Homer Goes to College
5. 05×05 – Treehouse of Horror IV
8. 05×08 – Boy Scoutz N the Hood
9. 05×09 – The Last Temptation of Homer
11. 05×11 – Homer the Vigilante
14. 05×14 – Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
16. 05×16 – Homer Loves Flanders
17. 05×17 – Bart Gets An Elephant
19. 05×19 – Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
20. 05×20 – The Boy Who Knew Too Much
21. 05×21 – Lady Bouviers Lover
22. 05×22 – Secrets of a Successful Marriage
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3. 06×03 – Another Simpsons Clip Show
4. 06×04 – Itchy & Scratchy Land
5. 06×05 – Sideshow Bob Roberts
6. 06×06 – Treehouse of Horror V
10. 06×10 – Grandpa vs Sexual Inadequacy
13. 06×13 – And Maggie Makes Three
17. 06×17 – Homer vs Patty and Selma
20. 06×20 – Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
23. 06×23 – The Springfield Connection
25. 06×25 - Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)
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1. 07×01 – Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 2)
2. 07×02 – Radioactive Man
3. 07×03 – Home Sweet Homediddly-dum-doodily
4. 07×04 – Bart Sells His Soul
5. 07×05 – Lisa the Vegetarian
6. 07×06 – Treehouse of Horror VI
7. 07×07 – King Size Homer
8. 07×08 – Mother Simpson
9. 07×09 – Sideshow Bobs Last Gleaming
10. 07×10 – The Simpsons 138th Show Spectacular
11. 07×11 – Marge Be Not Proud
12. 07×12 – Team Homer
13. 07×13 – Two Bad Neighbors
14. 07×14 – Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
15. 07×15 – Bart the Fink
16. 07×16 – Lisa the Iconoclast
17. 07×17 – Homer the Smithers
18. 07×18 – The Day the Violence Died
19. 07×19 – A Fish Called Selma
20. 07×20 – Bart On The Road
21. 07×21 – 22 Short Films About Springfield
22. 07×22 – The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
23. 07×23 – Much Apu About Nothing
24. 07×24 – Homerpalooza
25. 07×25 – Summer of 4 Ft 2
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1. 08×01 – Treehouse of Horror VII
2. 08×02 – You Only Move Twice
3. 08×03 – The Homer They Fall
6. 08×06 – A Millhouse Divided
7. 08×07 – Lisas Date with Density
9. 08×09 – The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer
10. 08×10 – The Springfield Files
11. 08×11 – The Twisted World of Marge
12. 08×12 – Mountain of Madness
13. 08×13 – Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious
14. 08×14 – The Itchie, Scratchy and Poochie Show
16. 08×16 – Brother from Another Series
17. 08×17 – My Sister My Sitter
18. 08×18 – Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment
19. 08×19 – Grade School Confidential
21. 08×21 – The Old Man and the Lisa
24. 08×24 – The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase
25. 08×25 – The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
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1. 09×01 – The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
2. 09×02 – The Principal and the Pauper
4. 09x04 – Treehouse of Horror VIII
5. 09×05 – The Cartridge Family
7. 09×07 – The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
10. 09×10 – Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
11. 09×11 – All Singing All Dancing
14. 09×14 – Das Bus
15. 09×15 – The Last Temptation Of Krusty
16. 09×16 – Dumbbell Indemnity
20. 09×20 – The Trouble With Trillions
22. 09×22 – Trash of the Titans
25. 09×25 – Natural Born Kissers
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2. 10×02 – The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
4. 10×04 – Treehouse of Horror IX
5. 10×05 – When You Dish Upon a Star
8. 10×08 – Homer in Kidney Trouble
11. 10×11 – Wild Barts Cant Be Broken
12. 10×12 – Sunday Cruddy Sunday
15. 10×15 – Marge Simpsonin Screaming Yellow Honkers
16. 10×16 – Make Room For Lisa
17. 10×17 – Maximum Homerdrive
18. 10×18 – Simpsons Bible Stories
20. 10×20 – The Old Man and the C Student
21. 10×21 – Monty Cant Buy Me Love
22. 10×22 – They Saved Lisas Brain
23. 10×23 – Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
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2. 11×02 – Brothers Little Helper
3. 11×03 – Guess Whos Coming To Criticize Dinner
4. 11×04 – Treehouse of Horror X
5. 11×05 – E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
6. 11×06 – Hello Gutter Hello Fadder
12. 11×12 – The Mansion Family
13. 11×13 – Saddlesore Galactica
14. 11×14 – Alone Again Natura-Diddily
15. 11×15 – Missionary Impossible
17. 11×17 – Bart To The Future
18. 11×18 – Days Of Wine and DOhses
19. 11×19 – Kill The Alligator And Run
20. 11×20 – Last Tap Dance In Springfield
21. 11×21 – Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad Marge
22. 11×22 – Behind The Laughter
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1. 12×01 – Treehouse of Horror XI
2. 12×02 – Tale of Two Springfields
4. 12×04 – Lisa The Tree Hugger
6. 12×06 – The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
7. 12×07 – The Great Money Caper
8. 12×08 – Skinners Sense of Snow
9. 12×09 – Homr
11. 12×11 – Worst Episode Ever
13. 12×13 – Day of the Jackanapes
14. 12×14 – New Kids On The Blecch
15. 12×15 – Hungry Hungry Homer
19. 12×19 – Im Goin to Praiseland
20. 12×20 – Children of a Lesser Clod
21. 12×21 – Simpsons Tall Tales
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1. 13×01 – Treehouse of Horror XII
4. 13×04 – A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
6. 13×06 – She of Little Faith
7. 13×07 – Brawl in the Family
8. 13×08 – Sweets and Sour Marge
10. 13×10 – Half Decent Proposal
11. 13×11 – The Bart Wants What It Wants
12. 13×12 – The Fastest Gun in the West
14. 13×14 – Tales From The Public Domain
15. 13×13 – The Old Man And The Key
16. 13×16 – Weekend at Burnsies
18. 13×18 – I Am Furious Yellow
20. 13×20 – Little Girl In The Big Ten
22. 13×22 – Papas Got a Brand New Badge
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1. 14×01 – Treehouse of Horror XIII
2. 14×02 – How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
3. 14×03 – Bart vs Lisa vs the Third Grade
6. 14×06 – The Great Louse Detective
8. 14×08 – The Dad Who Knew Too Little
9. 14×09 – Strong Arms O The Ma
12. 14×12 – Im Spelling as Fast as I Can
13. 14×13 – A Star is Born-Again
14. 14×14 – Mr Spritz Goes to Washington
16. 14×16 – Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
17. 14×17 – Three Gays of the Condo
18. 14×18 – Dude Wheres My Ranch
20. 14×20 – Brake My Wife Please
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1. 15×01 – Treehouse of Horror XIV
2. 15×02 – My Mother The Carjacker
3. 15×03 – The President Wore Pearls
4. 15×04 – The Regina Monologues
5. 15×05 – The Fat and the Furriest
7. 15×07 – Tis The Fiftheenth Season
8. 15×08 – Marge vs Singles Seniors Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
10. 15×10 – Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
11. 15×11 – Margical History Tour
12. 15×12 – Milhouse Doesnt Live Here Anymore
14. 15×14 – The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
16. 15×16 - The Wandering Juvie
17. 15×17 – My Big Fat Geek Wedding
18. 15×18 – Catch em If You Can
21. 15×21 – Bart-Mangled Banner
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1. 16×01 – Treehouse of Horror XV
2. 16×02 – Alls Fair in Oven War
3. 16×03 – Sleeping with the Enemy
4. 16×04 – She Used to Be My Girl
5. 16×05 – Fat Man and Little Boy
8. 16×08 – Homer and Neds Hail Mary Pass
10. 16×10 – Theres Something About Marrying
11. 16×11 – On a Clear Day I Cant See My Sister
14. 16×14 – The Seven-Beer Snitch
16. 16×16 – Dont Fear the Roofer
17. 16×17 – The Heartbroke Kid
19. 16×19 – Thank God Its Doomsday
20. 16×20 – Home Away From Homer
21. 16×21 – The Father The Son and The Holy Guest Star
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1. 17×01 – The Bonfire of the Manatees
2. 17×02 – The Girl Who Slept Too Little
3. 17×03 – Milhouse of Sand and Fog
4. 17×04 – Treehouse of Horror XVI
5. 17×05 – Marges Son Poisoning
7. 17×07 – The Last Of The Red Hat Mamas
9. 17×09 – Simpsons Christmas Stories
10. 17×10 – Homers Paternity Coot
11. 17×11 – We are On the Road to DOhwhere
13. 17×13 – The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
14. 17×14 – Bart Has Two Mommies
15. 17×15 – Homer Simpsons This is Your Wife
16. 17×16 – Million Dollar Abie
17. 17×17 – Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore
18. 17×18 – The Wettest Stories Ever Told
19. 17×19 – Girls Just Want To Have Sums
22. 17×22 – Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
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1. 18×01 – The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer
2. 18×02 – Jazzy and the Pussycats
3. 18×03 – Please Homer Dont Hammer Em
4. 18X04 – Treehouse of Horror XVII Part 2 Part 3
5. 18×05
6. 18X06 – Moe ‘N’ a Lisa
7. 18X07 – Ice Cream of Margie Part 1 Part 2
8. 18×08
9. 18X08 – Kill Gil (Parts I & II) Part 1 Part 2 All in One Episode
11. 18X11 – Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times Part 2
11. 18X12 – Little Big Girl
Part 2
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UPDATED LIST: 24.04.2007 (nearly every link works)
(19 links updated on 24.04.2007, please report dead links!)
Summary from Wikipedia:
Family Guy is an American animated comedy created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. The show was canceled once in 2000 and again in 2002, but strong DVD sales and reruns on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim led FOX to resume production of the show in 2005 (see “Return to television” below). To date it is one of only a handful of shows in television history to be canceled and later revived by the power of their fan bases, and one of the few shows to be brought back to air by the same network that …
To clarify things:
This website does not contain any Family Guy content hosted on its site, but is merely an index of available links on the Internet. This website does not host any copyrighted material but merely links to sources where it was uploaded by their users.
I enjoy these videos as well, so it is within my interest to keep them updated. If you have additions or broken links, please post them in the comments.
3 – Chitty Chitty Death Bang
4 – Mind Over Murder
6 – The Son Also Draws
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Another post that is too long for my asides category… today I’d like to present some major changes on h4x3d.com (this site).
First of all thanks to my old hosting company SURFCONCEPT (I made their surfy site), and big ups to DREAMHOST (who were really kind in answering every support request I had). Since I activated the WordPress Cache-Plugin and fiddled with the code, reduced (even extremer) the graphics etc. the page loads really fast (under 6 seconds).
When I was changing servers and using other themes for the time the site was shifted over, I found out that that I was missing a search box. I have added a link to the top navigation (above the graphic) which sends you to the actual search form in no-time.
Since the old template only showed the title, I felt like changing it.
The old site was powered by scriptaculous and prototype. But hence they are quite fat (some 60kb+) I decided to rebuild the slider-routine using mootools (and moo.fx). I also tried it with the even smaller byte.fx, but I couldn’t get it going. Feel free to solve this riddle for me. Prototype and scriptaculous can be compressed to some extent using as I wrote some weeks ago, but moo is already compressed (option on their site), so I think the version I am running at the moment should be fine for all. I tested it on Firefox and Internet Explorer (6 and 7). At first I was using a DOM-Call,
Window.onDomReady(function() {
[...]
} );but that seemed to cause trouble for Internet Explorer, thus I decided to use an ordinary onload-call:
window.onload = function() {
[...]
}
Some users reported high annoyance and offense by the old background, so I changed it.
Internet Explorer Users see this:
Firefox users will only see this:
I scheduled the themes for Wednesday evening, Thursday morning and two Simpsons Episodes (latest) for Thursday evening.
Feel free to comment on the items above,
yours vaccationally (I guess I made that up),
jez
It seems like as if most of the links are down. Check below for download links that WORK!
I am really sorry for that, it is nor my fault or wish. I am running out of ideas how and where to get Simpsons from =( There are some episodes on this site, look at the s18 list below and download those!
UPDATE: I have just browsed through several forums and sites, it seems like that dailymotion and similar sites are being pressured by the studios to clean up their sites from (obviously) illegal content. I hope someone still has backups of the real old classics, else we could face a time without the simpsons on the internet to be streamed online. I found the current series (s18) on the internet, here is a list, check it out:
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As I wrote in my previous a-sides post this month, I got a nice one week vacation coming up. A vacation is usually there to lay back, relax, chill and enjoy your time doing sweet nothing and doing the the things you forgot to do when you were busy. In my case it will be used merely to do the later. I have promised the release of my themes so often, it makes me sick. But I have already posted some pictures and links to previews of it, so I ask you to be a tick more patient, approximately till Wednesday. Tomorrow I will be in Brussels so nothing big to expect besides some pictures. I have received the Sasha vinyls today together with the Dj Shadow ones, and I have not even had time to listen to them today due to business. In case you became lazy recently: use 5 mins every day to write down the things you have done in order to see (after a week) where you waste time. It does help!
Read MoreIt seems like as if most of the links are down. Check below for download links that WORK!
I am really sorry for that, it is nor my fault or wish. I am running out of ideas how and where to get Simpsons from =( There are some episodes on this site, look at the s18 list below and download those!
UPDATE: I have just browsed through several forums and sites, it seems like that dailymotion and similar sites are being pressured by the studios to clean up their sites from (obviously) illegal content. I hope someone still has backups of the real old classics, else we could face a time without the simpsons on the internet to be streamed online. I found the current series (s18) on the internet, here is a list, check it out:
It seems like as if most of the links are down. Check below for download links that WORK!
I am really sorry for that, it is nor my fault or wish. I am running out of ideas how and where to get Simpsons from =( There are some episodes on this site, look at the s18 list below and download those!
UPDATE: I have just browsed through several forums and sites, it seems like that dailymotion and similar sites are being pressured by the studios to clean up their sites from (obviously) illegal content. I hope someone still has backups of the real old classics, else we could face a time without the simpsons on the internet to be streamed online. I found the current series (s18) on the internet, here is a list, check it out: